“A poem should be read all at once,” “The truth” and “A taste of ourselves”

Issue 44 by Khaled K.E.M.

“A poem should be read all at once,” “The truth” and “A taste of ourselves”

A poem should be read all at once

To enjoy his selected poems

he only reads the first stanza

before going to bed

and keeps the second one

for when he wakes up in the middle of the night

to pee or to have a sip of water

or to spy on the couple next door

But he can’t enjoy it because he is busy

working on a dream,

a dream he won’t tell anyone about

even his psychiatrist.

He delays the second stanza to lunchtime.

He never finishes a poem when he is full.

He is always cautious

checking the poet’s biography on the cover.

In the evening

the taste of words slides over the ice cubes

of the homemade lemonade he was forced to buy

from the annoying kid next door

to support the kid’s scout club.

After reading four stanzas he starts to feel dizzy.

His heart beats speed up.

His mouth becomes dry.

He can’t breathe.

His legs are numb.

He tries to reach the phone

But instead he reaches the end of the poem.

With fuzzy eyes he reads

Your neighbor discovered your affair with his wife,

Don’t drink the lemonade.

The truth

My buddy is panicking:

What should he wear when aliens come to visit?

And he does not mean aliens coming illegally to the country

Looking for jobs.

He’s concerned about his sex appeal.

Acne has been loyal to his face since he was fifteen.

It would be a challenge to ask any cool aliens out

And he’d end up collecting the geek ones.

From a pixelated computer screen and a keyboard missing letters and luck

He bids for a facial cream made of lemon, honey and rare bugs’ digestive enzymes.

It has been advertised that this cream kills blisters and doubts.

As he struggles to save the twenty bucks needed to buy the cream

I suggested he sell his antique bicycle.

No dude, I can’t sell Aunt Sylvia’s bicycle, he shouted.

The pink bicycle he rides every day to the bay

searching inside cargo ships for aliens.

Aliens do not travel in spaceships, too idiotic! he claims.

He always wonders how could we tell if an alien is a male or a female?

Do they eat ice cream?

And if so, what flavors do they like?

He reveals that the landlord is taking him to court for eviction

I advise him to challenge the short fat bastard in a game of basketball

He admits that he could not jump so high or say the explicit words

And he only uses a knife to make a green salad

His last chance in this world will be aliens adopting him

And he becomes one of them

I shave his head

We watch a few stars smile in the darkening skies

Feeling the stitches on his scalp and sipping what is left

Of an old can of beer

He whispers before falling into a deep sleep,

“You know that they are coming, right?”

I shake my head and cover him with old newspapers, never delivered.

I leave three bucks and collect dreams foaming from his mouth to water

The little Bonsai, Aunt Sylvia’s Bonsai.

I wander the street with guilt.

I reach my hole and shave my chest

I wake up my sweetie and we make love all night long.

Aliens do exist. They do not care about acne

and they love hazelnut caramel ice cream.

A taste of ourselves

Avocado firm

Stubborn

Avocado soft

Responsible

Blueberries

We keep our distance

Strawberries

Wekiss

Pineapple

ROUGH and tender times

Cherries

Cheers

A misconception

Green olives or Pistachios

I couldn’t decide

She

disappeared.

About the Author

Khaled K.E.M.

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Khaled K.E.M. holds a Ph.D. in Microbiology and Immunology from the University of Western Ontario, Canada. He lives in New York. He teaches biology, microbiology and genetics. He writes poetry in English, French, and Arabic. His first Arabic poetry book, El Foraq, was published in Egypt. Some of his poems written in French and English have appeared in magazines in Egypt, the US and Canada.